Golf Course Explorer Gifts

'Replace divots'

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Todd Stevens is playing golf while his wife and kids are at home with 103 degree fevers!'

Golf Goose

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"Ta daa! I've grazed us a green: We can practice putting!"

Just Married.

Where golfers come from.

Golf cart---How's my driving & putting>

'... just one more ball. Please? Last one. I'll pay you back, I swear!'

Mouse trap on golf course

'Can't find my ball - I never actually believed that hailstones could be this size...'

"You know damn well what noise!"

'Probably a nine iron, or in your case, nine iron, nine iron, nine iron. . .'

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Can't you forget you're a weight lifter?'

"Golfers like Henry don't grow on trees...however..."

'With this new graphite driver I'll hit the ball straighter and with these new super distance balls I'll hit it 30 yards further.'

"I don't know why my husband is complaining about not breaking 100! We did that and we're not even halfway through the course!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"I think I'm just going to go ahead and take the penalty stroke on this!"

'Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee-shot.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'