Icelandic Explorer Pillows

Iceland volcano

Souvenir of Iceland

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Ramming Speed!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Europe on $5000 a day.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'No you can't keep it!'

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Travel Scenes

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Europe

Cave painting by numbers

"Research and development."

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

'You and your beer parties!'

Hi! I height Beowulf.

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

The Invention of the Tea Light