Vulture Voyager Gifts

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Mac OS 20

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"There's more inside."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Tunnel of love"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"It's a hybrid!"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Decaying corpse

Lizard Amusement Park

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

Ted Hughes

Volcanic ash...

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

If poets wrote road signs.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Apple Vision Pro

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

Antiques dealer and customer

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?