Vulture Voyager Mugs

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"There's more inside."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Tunnel of love"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"It's a hybrid!"

Decaying corpse

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Lizard Amusement Park

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

Volcanic ash...

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

If poets wrote road signs.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Apple Vision Pro

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Antiques dealer and customer

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."