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At the CD shop.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Tong!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"The subwoofers really help."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Music for car stereos

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Brat"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Turn down the bass."

Music Freak.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'