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A belch of boils

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'What's wrong with you?'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'Well, you have people pox.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Circus News

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!

"Are you binge watching again?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

Hipster Coyote

'You always get one!'

Terrainspotters.

"That explains your percentage of bat DNA."

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

'At least getting run over by a hearse fit his sense of humour.'

Weasal

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."