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'What is clausophobia?' - 'Fear of Father Christmas.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Football Crazy strip six

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Pencil eraser."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'What's wrong with you?'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'Don't look right now Carla, but there's a REALLY cute guy in the corner giving you the eye.' A man offering his own eye to a woman.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'Today, students, we will discuss lameness in fish.'

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Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'