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'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Here we are."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Horror

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

For goodness sake, this is a huge field! Why do we need to huddle like this all the time?

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Spider Horror Movies

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

'I'm afraid of the dark.'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

'Our workforce is exceptionally stable and grounded. We only hire agoraphobics...'

People Who Love Teleworking

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

'I hate you, Al.'

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

Arachnophobia training.

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

'It must be the burglars, Manfred, you know how they frighten him!'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

How long have you had this fear of heights?

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

Overcoming Your Fear of Heights.