Agoraphobia Awareness T-Shirts

For goodness sake, this is a huge field! Why do we need to huddle like this all the time?

"Here we are."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Monster Realtor

Dentist Trip

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

I, Scream.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'Don't hurt it.'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Telephone Phobics Society

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'