Agoraphobia Awareness Gifts

For goodness sake, this is a huge field! Why do we need to huddle like this all the time?

"Here we are."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

Monster Realtor

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Dentist Trip

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

Superhero with Acrophobia

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Telephone Phobics Society

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'