Agoraphobia Gifts

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

People Who Love Teleworking

"Here we are."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Dog Nightmares

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Monster Realtor

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

Dentist Trip

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Aways the victim."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"