Acrophobia Aware Gifts

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

"Here we are."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Don't hurt it.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

Horror

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Spider Horror Movies

For goodness sake, this is a huge field! Why do we need to huddle like this all the time?

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

'I'm afraid of the dark.'

R. Wickert: Born at Home, Died at Home, Home Schooled. . .

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'Our workforce is exceptionally stable and grounded. We only hire agoraphobics...'

'I hate you, Al.'

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

People Who Love Teleworking

Arachnophobia training.

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

'It must be the burglars, Manfred, you know how they frighten him!'

'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

Overcoming Your Fear of Heights.

"Say 'ahhhhhhhh!'"

How long have you had this fear of heights?