Arachnophobia Awareness Gifts

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Don't hurt it.'

Horror

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

'Yes - He's armed.'

Spider Horror Movies

'You've been drinking again.'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

For goodness sake, this is a huge field! Why do we need to huddle like this all the time?

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Arachnophobia training.

'Our workforce is exceptionally stable and grounded. We only hire agoraphobics...'

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'I hate you, Al.'

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"AA-ARGH!"

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"