Arachnophobia Awareness Prints

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Horror

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

For goodness sake, this is a huge field! Why do we need to huddle like this all the time?

'You've been drinking again.'

Spider Horror Movies

'Yes - He's armed.'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

'Our workforce is exceptionally stable and grounded. We only hire agoraphobics...'

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

"AA-ARGH!"

'I hate you, Al.'

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Arachnophobia training.

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"