Arachnophobia Survivor Gifts

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Arachnophobia.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"For pity's sake, Albert, a spider crawled up your leg three weeks ago - get over it already!"

A giant spider eats people

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Don't hurt it.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

Horror

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

Bee

Spider Horror Movies

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

'You've been drinking again.'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"AA-ARGH!"

Arachnophobia training.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'I hate you, Al.'

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"