Arachnophobia Survivor Gifts

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Arachnophobia.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"For pity's sake, Albert, a spider crawled up your leg three weeks ago - get over it already!"

A giant spider eats people

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Horror

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Bee

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

'You've been drinking again.'

Spider Horror Movies

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

'I hate you, Al.'

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

"AA-ARGH!"

Arachnophobia training.

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

"Stop being such a baby and just hit it with a newspaper."