Arachnophobia Advocate Gifts

'Don't hurt it.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

Horror

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Spider Horror Movies

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

'You've been drinking again.'

'Yes - He's armed.'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'I hate you, Al.'

"AA-ARGH!"

'Our workforce is exceptionally stable and grounded. We only hire agoraphobics...'

Arachnophobia training.

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."