Arachnophobia Adventurer Gifts

"New at this game, are you?"

The most dangerous spiders are small but deadly.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Don't hurt it.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

Horror

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Spider Horror Movies

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

'You've been drinking again.'

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'I hate you, Al.'

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Arachnophobia training.

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"AA-ARGH!"

Agoraphobic's shrine

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,