Arachnophobia Conqueror Gifts

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I hate you, Al.'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

Horror

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Spider Horror Movies

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

'You've been drinking again.'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Arachnophobia training.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

"AA-ARGH!"

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

How long have you had this fear of heights?

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

Overcoming Your Fear of Heights.

'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'