Arachnophobia Conqueror Prints

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I hate you, Al.'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'Don't hurt it.'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

Horror

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

'You've been drinking again.'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

Spider Horror Movies

Arachnophobia training.

"AA-ARGH!"

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

'I'd like to find romance online, but I'm, ya know...afraid of the web.'

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

How long have you had this fear of heights?

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"