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'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

Horror

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Spider Horror Movies

'You've been drinking again.'

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

'I hate you, Al.'

Arachnophobia training.

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"AA-ARGH!"

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.

'You should have been there. All I did was sit down beside her.'