Acrophobia Explorer Pillows

'Darn! Restless Leg Syndrome!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

Horror

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

Spider Horror Movies

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

'After St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, what did they use to scare girls?'

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Agoraphobic's shrine

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

'I hate you, Al.'

'I hate snakes.'