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Spectabilis Horridus

"Here we are."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Dog Nightmares

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Pencil eraser."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

What's Their Secret?

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Papi, I heard something!"