Bird Phobia Conqueror T-Shirts

"I'm terrified of birds."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Pencil eraser."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Papi, I heard something!"

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.