Bird Phobia Conqueror Pillows

"I'm terrified of birds."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Your stress is stress-related.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"Pencil eraser."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'Dino never could stand heights.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"