Phobia Humorist T-Shirts

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"In real life, he had acrophobia."

Snake.

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

Balloon becomes sad when it sees cacti.

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

"This is the smallest website I've ever seen. Which is ironic, because it's a site about claustrophobia."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Pencil eraser."

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

Food chain.

Dentist Trip

Superhero with Acrophobia

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Agoraphobic Explorer

Safe harbour

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

'The management of this shop take the threat of swine flu in their stride.'

I'm afraid of heights.

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

Pre-minstrel Tension.

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

"Brenda takes no chances over someone stealing our washing."

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."