Musophobia Humorist T-Shirts

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Dentist Trip

Food chain.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

Superhero with Acrophobia

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'What seems to be the problem?'

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

"Looks like we have mice."

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

To stop the spread of the virus. . . Remember not to touch your face.

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.

"This is the smallest website I've ever seen. Which is ironic, because it's a site about claustrophobia."

Snake.

'This book on speed reading is due back in ten minutes.'

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!

Raining Coronavirus

"My mom just cleaned a disinfectant spray can with a disinfectant wipe."

Bless You!

Balloon becomes sad when it sees cacti.