Musophobia Humorist Pillows

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

Dentist Trip

Food chain.

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

Superhero with Acrophobia

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'What seems to be the problem?'

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Excuse me, would you mind taking your portable zombie game to another carriage?"

On the planet Clowny, they are afraid of us.

'And why do you think you developed this overwhelming fear of couches?'

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

"Looks like we have mice."

My sister just had twins, Lance! A boy and a girl! What an all-encompassing birth! You can't do better than that! What about triplets? A boy, a girl, and a transvestite. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-16).

How to tell that it's Howie Mandel's dog you're dealing with.

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

To stop the spread of the virus. . . Remember not to touch your face.

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

Snake.

Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.

"This is the smallest website I've ever seen. Which is ironic, because it's a site about claustrophobia."

'This book on speed reading is due back in ten minutes.'

'Now some people find it helps to imagine they're on a desert island.'

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!

Raining Coronavirus

Bless You!

Employees must wash hands before leaving restroom and avoid dropping boogers in food.