Musophobia Explorer Pillows

"Looks like we have mice."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

At the CD shop.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

"No, I'm scarier."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Horror

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

'Repeat after me Mr. Chetney... 'Clowns will not hurt me. Clowns are my friends. They are not out to get me...'

"Help!"