Musophobia Explorer Pillows

"Looks like we have mice."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

At the CD shop.

"No, I'm scarier."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

Horror

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

Dinosaur scared of a mouse.

"I'm puzzled as to why we're not making much progress on your seventies-phobia."

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"