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'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog Nightmares

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Dead Funny

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Pencil eraser."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

The Pride of Frankenstein

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

What's Their Secret?

NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"It's really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling."

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"No, I'm scarier."

Death By Mattress