Phobia Buff Pillows

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Dead Funny

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

"Pencil eraser."

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

What's Their Secret?

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"It's really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling."

The Pride of Frankenstein

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"No, I'm scarier."

Death By Mattress