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Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Take a deep breath and don't panic---we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'fear factor''

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Ebola. Should I really be this freaked out about it? I mean, more Americans have been married to Angelina Jolie than have died of Ebola. You should be TERRIFIED! It LIQUIFIES YOUR ORGANS! It's so EASY TO CATCH, too, if a symptomatic Ebola patient throws up on you and you don't notice in time to wash it off before you rub your eyes. Ratings gold! If I stay tuned, will you update me on all the developments?

"How can you say that spiders aren't dangerous? My Kenneth once saw one and had a heart attack!"

Skiing.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Zombie pet tricks.

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

The Smell of Fear

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'