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Up, Down, Plummet (waiting for elevator)

"Here we are."

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'What went particularly well?'

Halloween 2008.

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Count Flatula

"No, I'm scarier."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

'Come now, Mr. Glickman. It's just a routine operation - nothing at all to be alarmed about!'

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

"Looks like we have mice."

"There was a bee."

'NO communication cord?? Then count me out, Mister!'

I love Horror Films

The end of the world is nigh.

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'