Fear Conquering Enthusiasts Pillows

Up, Down, Plummet (waiting for elevator)

"Here we are."

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'What went particularly well?'

Halloween 2008.

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

Count Flatula

"No, I'm scarier."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

The Scream at the movie theater.

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Gloria called

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

'Come now, Mr. Glickman. It's just a routine operation - nothing at all to be alarmed about!'

Scared as Hell Airlines.

'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

"Looks like we have mice."

I love Horror Films

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

The end of the world is nigh.

'NO communication cord?? Then count me out, Mister!'

"There was a bee."

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.