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"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'Come now, Mr. Glickman. It's just a routine operation - nothing at all to be alarmed about!'

"Here we are."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Number Phobia.