Scare Prank Enthusiast Gifts

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"They look like pickles."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Stupid Cupid.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Barnyard humor.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Revenge of the Mice

Up your end.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.