Scare Tactic Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Clown God

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Horror Stories.

Scary stuff

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Barnyard humor.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Trojan Chess

Up your end.

Revenge of the Mice

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'What went particularly well?'

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'