Scare Tactic Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Scary stuff

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Horror Stories.

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

When clowns are hunting.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Barnyard humor.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Revenge of the Mice

"Hee-hee! I just squirted George Hamilton with sun screen!"

Up your end.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Trojan Chess

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'What went particularly well?'

'Billy Green you know very well that you stand this end!'