Scare Tactics Gifts

"No, I'm scarier."

Horror Stories.

Scary stuff

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

General's Coin Toss

Halloween 2008.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Count Flatula

Trick or treat surprise.

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

"Security is lax on this side."

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."

"Wow, I never realized your unhappiness was so nuanced."