Scare Tactics Pillows

"No, I'm scarier."

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Don't step on that in your bare feet - my mom does and screams.'

Stephen King

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

The Use of Cavalry

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

General's Coin Toss

Halloween 2008.

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

Count Flatula

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Trick or treat surprise.

Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

"Security is lax on this side."

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'The infrared reading is negative: It's only a scarecrow... Let's go...'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Wow, I never realized your unhappiness was so nuanced."

Julen Lopetegui Agote

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"They're pulling the good-hitter, bad-hitter routine."