Intimidation Tactician Pillows

'He's trying to intimidate you.'

"If we shift our eyes in unison, we're more intimidating."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

Man and bird

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

Text/Subtext Message

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

"No self-aggrandizement anywhere. And you call yourself an applicant?"

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

'When I texted you all regarding the manner in which he died, I was disappointed by how many of you responded with 'lol'.'

Money in mousetrap

'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling security.'

'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'