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'He's trying to intimidate you.'

"If we shift our eyes in unison, we're more intimidating."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Man and bird

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Arsene Wenger

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"What 'Do-not-knock' list?"

"No self-aggrandizement anywhere. And you call yourself an applicant?"

Text/Subtext Message

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

'When I texted you all regarding the manner in which he died, I was disappointed by how many of you responded with 'lol'.'

Money in mousetrap