Scare Prank Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

When clowns are hunting.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

Stupid Cupid.

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Barnyard humor.

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Up your end.

Revenge of the Mice

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"