Fear Connoisseur Gifts

"You're afraid of what?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Here we are."

Chiller Theatre

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Meowlzebub

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Dino never could stand heights.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

Horror writer.

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Papi, I heard something!"

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

Superhero with Acrophobia

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"