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"You're afraid of what?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Here we are."

Chiller Theatre

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Spontaneous Kombucha

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

Meowlzebub

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Horror writer.

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Dino never could stand heights.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

Artist Disappears When A Moose Shows Up

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"Papi, I heard something!"

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.