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Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'Time to buy.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Cheese Secret

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

allovertheplace.com

"You're afraid of what?"

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Renovating your bathroom?"

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

The appointed time

Clown Airbags.

"You're so organized!"

"Here's Pollen!"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Times of the day - Night.

"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

"Are you wearing WD40?"