Caution Connoisseur T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that celebrate the cautious yet creative spirit of connoisseurs. Clever designs and quality fabrics for those who appreciate a refined sense of humor.

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Tiptoeing around voltometers.

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'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.' mockup

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?" mockup

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

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'Call the boss! We're in trouble!' mockup

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

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Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering." mockup

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

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'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.' mockup

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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Street signs you don't want to see. mockup

Street signs you don't want to see.

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"I said to make a thousand CLONES." mockup

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!" mockup

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

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"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!" mockup

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

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"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

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On the scale of 1-10, do you like it? mockup

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

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Geekasaurus.

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"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups." mockup

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

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'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.' mockup

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"It's called being preemptive."

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'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.' mockup

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

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'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle' mockup

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

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Mass Confucian

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Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions. mockup

Man in bookstore is looking at a large section of books devoted to stock market crash predictions.

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Euro crisis: abandon ship.

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"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!" mockup

"Uh-oh...I fear this means trouble at the stock exchange!"

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"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?" mockup

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

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Reporter on Aleppo

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'I think I've got it.'

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"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized." mockup

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

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"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples." mockup

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

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Joke traffic signs.

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'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

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'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

'This extraordinary first sign of life...A European crisis agreement has a long and perilous journey ahead before it has any hope of developing into a fully-grown Greek bailout deal...'

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