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Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Late BroomStick

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Raincloud Umbrella

ET Mishap

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Where the wild things were."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Newt sale

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"