Fantasy Connoisseur Prints

Gulliver decided to stay in Lilliput and sign a lucrative contract for Long Distance Running.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Lady of the bath...

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Late BroomStick

Raincloud Umbrella

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"What the hell took so long?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.