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Hoard

"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Tooth fairy.

'If I'd known I was going to live 900 years, I'd never have opted for early retirement.'

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."

'Right, that's the last time you lot watch Lord of the Rings!'

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

Ether Island

Yellow brick road traffic cop

'Pixie dust? So that's how you won the sales contest.'

Giant Boot Sale

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'I don't believe in myself anymore.'

Elves in bed

"Under dragon law, after eating daddy, he's bound to provide for us in the manner we're accustomed to."

"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Goes Through the Mirror.

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Late BroomStick

"C'mon, kiss me. I'm Irish."

The slow cooker changed everything

TROLL BOOTH

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero

A Vision Had by Charlemagne (Legend of Croquemitaine).

On The Island of Farouche, A Sea Monster is Hauled Up the Beach (Rabelias).

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

"And your third wish?"

Tiny people.