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Hoard

"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Tooth fairy.

'If I'd known I was going to live 900 years, I'd never have opted for early retirement.'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

"I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call."

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

Yellow brick road traffic cop

"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Giant Boot Sale

'Pixie dust? So that's how you won the sales contest.'

"Under dragon law, after eating daddy, he's bound to provide for us in the manner we're accustomed to."

"Do you think I should get a tail job?"

Elves in bed

Giant Visitor

Lesbian Mermaids

Safari Clothes: "For People Who Aren't Going Anywhere"

Late BroomStick

"C'mon, kiss me. I'm Irish."

"We never spend any time with my friends either!"

The slow cooker changed everything

TROLL BOOTH

"You don't just become a vanquisher. You have to start in the mailroom."

"But before we begin, this from legal, 'Be careful what you wish for.'"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Tiny people.

"And your third wish?"

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

On The Island of Farouche, A Sea Monster is Hauled Up the Beach (Rabelias).

A Vision Had by Charlemagne (Legend of Croquemitaine).