Hygiene Avoider Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who prefers to dodge daily hygiene routines? Our collection offers humorous and lighthearted items perfect for those with a playful approach to personal care. Whether it’s for a friend who loves quirky jokes or a family member with a sense of humor about hygiene, these products add a touch of humor to their daily life. Celebrate their unique personality with a gift that’s both funny and thoughtful, highlighting their individuality in a cheerful way.

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'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!' mockup

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

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A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby. mockup

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

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College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room mockup

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

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Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'. mockup

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

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'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?' mockup

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

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The Cougher

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"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?" mockup

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

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Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new." mockup

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

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Wash your hands

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'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,... mockup

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

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"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

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"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do." mockup

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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Soap Versus Coronavirus

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'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!' mockup

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

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Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

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'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?' mockup

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.' mockup

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

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Shaking hands will transfer bacteria mockup

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

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A day in the life of a dish sink

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'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.' mockup

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.' mockup

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

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The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with. mockup

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

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"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often." mockup

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

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'Are you sure you washed this salad?' mockup

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

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"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"And that's why we don't have nice things." mockup

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

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"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site." mockup

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

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'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.' mockup

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

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"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party." mockup

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

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'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.' mockup

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

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"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed." mockup

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

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"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north." mockup

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

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Hygiene Avoider Gifts Collection

Hygiene Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate hygiene avoiders with funny, lighthearted designs perfect for daily use.

Hygiene Avoider Pillows

Browse pillows with playful prints and funny slogans that suit hygiene avoiders’ quirky sense of humor.

Hygiene Avoider Prints

View our range of prints that humorously capture the lifestyle of hygiene avoiders in a fun, stylish way.

Hygiene Avoider T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring witty and humorous designs for those who prefer to avoid traditional hygiene routines.