Hygiene Avoider Gifts

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

Wash your hands

You have the worst spring breath.

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

A day in the life of a dish sink

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'