Bath Avoider Gifts

Looking for a gift for a bath avoider? Discover unique, creative products that celebrate their love for art and humor. Perfect for those who prefer their baths skipped and their homes stylish and fun. From quirky mugs to playful prints, find something that resonates with their personality and keeps their spirit quirky and bright.

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"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles." mockup

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

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A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby. mockup

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

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Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

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"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?" mockup

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

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"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.'' mockup

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.' mockup

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

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"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"And that's why we don't have nice things." mockup

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

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'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.' mockup

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

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Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off... mockup

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

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Tred carefully mill.

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"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place." mockup

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

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Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra. mockup

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

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I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away. mockup

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

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'Anything to get out of taking a bath.' mockup

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

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"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off." mockup

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

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Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them. mockup

Lawyers don't go to the beach, because cats try to bury them.

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'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.' mockup

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

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'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.' mockup

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

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"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath." mockup

"There's slipping in the bath then there's slipping in the bath."

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Escaped Fish

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"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him." mockup

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

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'Nature makes me nervous!'

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Too posh to wash...

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'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!' mockup

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

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The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks.

The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks. mockup

The pair of socks waited confidently in the corner, secure in the knowledge that no matter what happens, no one ever suspects the socks.

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"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash." mockup

"I can skip my bath tonight. I put the windows down when Dad drove through the carwash."

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'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.' mockup

'The sad thing is, Jonah's so afraid of the water now, he won't even take a bath.'

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"You're in my laundry's favorite seat." mockup

"You're in my laundry's favorite seat."

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'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.' mockup

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

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"Bath time!"

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The ocean - vast, deep magnificent... mockup

The ocean - vast, deep magnificent...

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The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover mockup

The new, improved "Hide-A-Dysfunction" Slip Cover

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Bath Avoider Gifts Collection

Bath Avoider Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for bath avoiders who love humor and art. Find the perfect mug to start their day with a smile.

Bath Avoider Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows that add personality to any space, celebrating their unique preference for skipping baths with a touch of humor.

Bath Avoider Prints

Find captivating prints that celebrate their creative spirit and quirky lifestyle. Ideal for decorating any space with humor and style.

Bath Avoider T-Shirts

Discover fun, creative t-shirts that showcase their personality and love for avoiding baths with humor and style. Perfect for casual and playful looks.